Wonderfully Simple

Wine


O! Wine, the drink of the gods.
The inspiration of bad poetry,
The catalyst of sappy romance
Indulgence and class
Distilled in a glass.

Bubble White, sparkling in joy
Even the worse of times are
Resolved, in that sleek glass
Of Crystal.

Heartwarmingly red, a steadying drink
Gladdening in your frivolous intoxication
When the world teeters on obliteration,
You remind me, this too shall pass.

Finally, lovely in thy complexity,
Ever so bitter in thy seeming sweetness
Wounded in thy invulnerability, loss in thy Victories.
How unworthy am I, or thy bittersweet tinge.

Merely a glass, yet never has a glass contained so much.
How i longthen for plain water
Whose blandness better suit the taste buds
Of a beggar such as I
Yet what life would be mine,
Without that glass of wine?

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Okie... apoloigies for not updating this sooner. Had a crappy week and have an even worse one coming on with 6 lousy tests to study for.

So forgive the length.

At any rate, I just watched the matrix on friday (sweet premier tickets at Lido). Now, for anyone who does not plan to watch it, you have some serious issues. I don't care if you love or hate it, but not watching this movie is like shoving your head up you ass. And ofcourse, the albino twins kick ass, althought the way morpheus defeated them was even cooler. Ah sigh. Its been a long time since a movie gave me the scream-like-a-little-girl-weak-in-the-knees feeling, and i'm proud to say that matrix did that, and i'll probably have wet dreams just thinking about the incredible cool-ness of the whole movie, or the mind boggling plot twist.

Real life wise, pretty much the same... hopelessly single, loser branded in bright neon on my fore-head and drowned in homework. So yay.

Another week gone by and things are pretty much status quo.

But a strange thing happened today. There was religious block lesson at 4 today and since i was already staying back for debate i wasn't in a particularly friendly mood when the told me that the silly religious musical was friggin compulsory. Wells. So anyway i went feeling like shit, and i must say that i was really impressed with the performance they put up, hacing written all thier songs originally, executed perfect stage management and such. Really... made me rethink religion a little there.

Meh... my econs teacher reminds me of johnson tightpants tan. Same patterned tight ball clutching pants, dull vacant stare... everything. Better yet, this fool claims he is vegetarian and that we meat eaters are monsters. So i went about and did up this poem that goes out to all of you who have vegetarian related problems.

Vegetarians are cruel unthinking people.
Everybody konws that a carrot screams when grated,
That peaches bleed when torn apart.
Do you think an orange is insensitive to thumbs gougeing out its flesh?
That tomatoes spill thier brains painlessly?
Potatoes skinned alive and boiled, the soil's little lobsters
Cabbage shredded, Unions Be-headed.

Throw in the trowel and lay down the hoe
Mow no more let my people go!!!

Die you crazy leaf eaters!


U ARE A FREAK!


Are U a freak?
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okie wait.... i think that when i speak of johnson i am just speaking the obvious. His pants are blood tight. It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't the intellectual equivalent of a dustbin, but since he wants to think that he's god's gift to the opposite sex, i would respectfully suggest that he take those pants and shove it up a tender part of the human anatomy. In short, Johnson, you are a dick. And the fact taht you wear pants small enough to fit me makes you all the more fun to insult.

And by the way, you and sean would be the cutest gay couple.

And yes... i heard that you leaked out that russel takes a liking to a certain Clare. How would you like that i told the world about your silly fantasies involving you uncle twice removed, a broom anda bucket of water? Oops! I didn't just say that did i...?

Anyways... russell i really love you! Don't always be so down, once clare sees you for the funny and excited person you are, i'm sure she'll like you too!

Oh man Leon JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF Johnson... Every single time he comes into irc I need to muzzle him lest he starts rambling abt the legendary pants. The integrity of the secret must not be compromised. -Insert random authoritative speech-

Sigh... Another week has passed, nothing happening has happened, just mundane stay-back-after-school-to-do-homework days. Life's not been a drag somehow... and in all wonder... I'm enjoying sch ^^... It seems people have a tendency of calling my facial expressions cute =\ I wonder why. I'm so used to contorting my face anyways. It's my nature I guess... haha. Can't compare to my rubber faced friend though. Last night Angela came online, and for some reason she went on a kicking spree. Poor Russell was on the wrong side of them kicks. I pity your sore, sorry ass. LMAO. Well at least it wasn't another boring irc night... I realised something bad about being in AJC. You end up patronising KFC alot. And I do mean ALOT. Like, 4-5 times a week is possible. That equals strain on pocket money + diet problems. Which equates to... bad stuff. Haha.

Sean has been blabbering about relationship problems on the irc channel, and it has that "I so feel like kicking you" effect on us. Fortunately for him, we are a bunch of magnanimous and friendly people who wouldn't bear to kick him. Therefore we just give him the cold shoulder =). Not that we don't usually whine abt such topics once in a while, but when u prolong it, it grates on people's nerves. So yea, if you're reading this then know wat to do ok?

On that topic... I've been wondering abt the only girls tt I've taken a fancy to... and it seems that I don't exactly know what I want... I can't find any similarities... but it seems that I was watching from afar for some time before i started liking them.

.:narcolepsy:. (00:56 AM) :
buhbyeeeee aunty leon! luff u!
Soya Bean (00:57 AM) :
nitez sara... gd luck with that wonky essay. Gm loves you.
.:narcolepsy:. (00:57 AM) :
i know. i love him too.
.:narcolepsy:. (00:57 AM) :
i know. finally.

Sighs... so romantic. Go the two of yous!

Anyways i'm knee deep in a whole lot of wonky stuf right now. Last night, Yvone can online and started chatting abt regular stuff... ie life sucks. Wells all was going fine untill we started talking about conspiracy theories of relationships in the class. Wells as usual, she insisted that i gor for Nat for some odd reason even though Nat is already engaged to Josh, which is kinda evil since Nat doesn't really appreciate ppl passing this sort of remarks abt her. Ah wells something about good chemistry. Then she drops this really wierd comment that totally surprised me... "you're pretty cute you know, if i wasn't already with someone you would be the one.". Well. Things were getting really wierd in a very short time. Then she got me to talk to Sonia on Msn who says that she thinks Wei Zhi is flirting with me. Gwad.... i am so damm confused right now, am i supposed to be happy with this kind of attention?

Eep, i talked to Nat todae and she wasn't very happy since she liked josh alot, so yea basiclaly i made myself look like an idiot. Then there are the stupid claims that i have erotic fantasies about the econs teacher... -_-.

Weeeee.... Just went out with my funky CJC class today... So glad tt nothing's changed... still the fun bunch i knew