Wonderfully Simple

Friday, May 09, 2003

Another week gone by and things are pretty much status quo.

But a strange thing happened today. There was religious block lesson at 4 today and since i was already staying back for debate i wasn't in a particularly friendly mood when the told me that the silly religious musical was friggin compulsory. Wells. So anyway i went feeling like shit, and i must say that i was really impressed with the performance they put up, hacing written all thier songs originally, executed perfect stage management and such. Really... made me rethink religion a little there.

Meh... my econs teacher reminds me of johnson tightpants tan. Same patterned tight ball clutching pants, dull vacant stare... everything. Better yet, this fool claims he is vegetarian and that we meat eaters are monsters. So i went about and did up this poem that goes out to all of you who have vegetarian related problems.

Vegetarians are cruel unthinking people.
Everybody konws that a carrot screams when grated,
That peaches bleed when torn apart.
Do you think an orange is insensitive to thumbs gougeing out its flesh?
That tomatoes spill thier brains painlessly?
Potatoes skinned alive and boiled, the soil's little lobsters
Cabbage shredded, Unions Be-headed.

Throw in the trowel and lay down the hoe
Mow no more let my people go!!!

Die you crazy leaf eaters!


U ARE A FREAK!


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