Wonderfully Simple

Tuesday, May 06, 2003

okie wait.... i think that when i speak of johnson i am just speaking the obvious. His pants are blood tight. It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't the intellectual equivalent of a dustbin, but since he wants to think that he's god's gift to the opposite sex, i would respectfully suggest that he take those pants and shove it up a tender part of the human anatomy. In short, Johnson, you are a dick. And the fact taht you wear pants small enough to fit me makes you all the more fun to insult.

And by the way, you and sean would be the cutest gay couple.

And yes... i heard that you leaked out that russel takes a liking to a certain Clare. How would you like that i told the world about your silly fantasies involving you uncle twice removed, a broom anda bucket of water? Oops! I didn't just say that did i...?

Anyways... russell i really love you! Don't always be so down, once clare sees you for the funny and excited person you are, i'm sure she'll like you too!